Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day: Reader's Choice

Holy shit, someone actually listened to us when we said to send in suggestions! Who'd have thunk it? In any case, today's Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day comes to us from one Socco696, and I must say this gentleman (or lady, but let's face it no ladies read this) has a good eye. This one was in my list of considerations for this column, and now that someone else has agreed with me I'd say we have a winner. The album in question is Behind Bars by the very talented one-man brutal tech death band Syphilic. Enjoy.

See, sometimes it takes us a while to get to it, but we really do listen to you guys. Alright then, while you go try to get that image out of your head, don't forget to Tweet this article or share it on your Facebook, and you can also follow me on Twitter at @6baby6killer6. Stay tuned folks, lots more to come shortly.  

-The Baby Killer

Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day

Well folks, I guess it's that time once again. I'm not going to bother putting up an article about the Mayhem Festival because the lineup's pretty weak again, I won't be ready to do the Ulcerate album review for at least another day or two (oh yeah, Ulcerate's new album The Destroyers of All comes out today, go get it), and I can't think of anything else to write about, so I guess it's time to make my mom mad again with another Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day. Today's album art comes to us from the Colombian brutal death trio Amputated Genitals, from their 2009 full length Family Bloodbath. Contrary to the band name, there is a fair amount of amputation involved, but don't worry, genitals are conspicuously absent this time around, so it's only regular-level fucked up.

Hi Mom

Right-o, that was fun. But don't let me have all the fun, if you guys know of any fucked up album covers by all means let us know, shoot us a comment or email us at moshrebellion@yahoo.com and we'll gladly feature it in a Reader's Choice article. Keep it brutal amigos.

-BK

Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day

What can I even say about this one? It's pretty self-explanatory. Today's Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day comes to us from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and I was going to make a joke about how what's cooking in this illustration isn't exactly cheese, but then I realized how gay that would sound. So anyway, here's Human Stew by Splattered Cadaver.

Urgh, I feel like I can smell it

Alright then, have fun sleeping tonight ^_^.

-The Baby Killer

Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day

Since yesterday's NSFW album art was a resounding success, I've changed my mind and decided to make this a semi-regular thing, just like my other two columns, so let's get it on. Our next Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day is, in my opinion, a step up from the last one. Like last time, it involves something very unnatural happening to a scantily-clad (aka "completely naked") woman's lady-parts, but the difference this time around is in the subtle facial expressions; the body language, if you will. Whereas the previous girl seemed to be enjoying herself, I think it's safe to say the girl in today's album art isn't taking quite as much pleasure in the somewhat awkward situation she's found herself in. The album in question is Vaginal Saw Entorturement (I know it's not a real word, they're from Spain) by Extirpating the Infected. Presented for your consideration: a quaint illustration of a girl getting sawed in the pussy.

Now remember, when you're describing this picture to your friends later, make sure they don't get it confused with Chainsaw Cunt by Diminished, shown here.

Coincidentally, both of these bands are signed to Sevared Records, who are pretty much the authority on bands that are all about gore and misogyny. And interestingly, Diminished also put out two albums in a row last year, and the album art for their newest CD is plenty fucked up too, if not necessarily as gory. However, I'll put that one up another time, because two pictures of terrible things happening to women is enough for one day. I would like to wrap this up by saying that none of us at Mosh Rebellion condone any of this sort of horrific treatment of any persons, regardless of gender (unless it's happening to Person B, of course). I love women, and I'm sure mosh rebellion, King of Those Who Know, Dingus and Choops do too, and I firmly believe that the only things that should be put in a girl's vagina are things that are meant to feel good. This is all for pure entertainment, and if there are any women out there reading this (debatable) I promise I'll find album art with dudes getting mutilated too. Equal rights FTW. Good night everyone.

-The Baby Killer

Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day (NSFW!!!)

Since I'm having a serious case of writer's block at the moment and can't think of anything else to write about, I figured now's as good a time as any to try something new on this site. It's not so much a column as it is just a random post that I'll put up whenever there's nothing else to talk about (aka when Metalsucks and Metal Injection don't put up anything that we can steal), starting today. In it, I'll scroll through my iTunes and various other places and show you guys the most disturbing, gory, potentially offensive or just generally fucked up cover art I can find for our amusement. 'Cause let's face it, without a little black humor now and then we'll all go insane eventually. So with that, we might as well kick things off with a bang. Our first Fucked Up Album Cover of the Day is Bestial Necrophilia by Cesspool of Vermin. This ought to get your attention.

Damn, not gonna lie, that's some fucked up shit. Well on that note I'm gonna go eat dinner, have a pleasant evening everyone.

-BK