Friday, February 4, 2011

This is probably the worst thing ever


Okay, let's make this as quick and painless as possible. Here's everything you need to know: the ex-guitarist of Oceano and the current drummer of Rose Funeral have a new band, it's deathcore (dur), and it sucks. Like really really REALLY a lot. So much that I couldn't even use proper grammar to describe how boring and stupid and gay they are. The band's called Serpents, they have a song up somewhere, and I'm not even going to post a link to it because I can give you an accurate summary of it right now. *ahem ahem*... Breakdown, breakdown, breakdown, slower breakdown, breakdown, hardcore kids get erections, breakdown. They're another one of those bands that likes to pretend they have blackened death metal influences just because they play blast beats, when in reality it's just a bunch of tough guy vocals and pseudo-black metal high screams over double bass and (you guessed it) breakdowns. And the saddest part is, they're probably going to get popular. I would like to apologize to the entire metal community on behalf of my generation for this epic fail. Right, that's enough exposure for them, time to go do something else. ANYTHING else. Stay tuned, folks.

P.S. Speaking of blackened death metal, Nergal's doing alright again, he's going to stay in the hospital until at least Tuesday. Hopefully this will be the last time.

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