We talk about how much we hate hardcore kids a lot in this blog; in fact, it was pretty much the catalyst for the whole thing. Many hours have been spent laughing at their expense, and talking about what we would do/what has been done to them if they started shit at a legit metal show, but now we have our greatest weapon against them yet: an instructional video on how to capture and subdue them! Not only is this video hilarious, but it's also fairly accurate in calling out the various stereotypes, albeit in a very tongue-in-cheek manner. Take a look.
If that didn't make you laugh then you're either A) a hardcore kid, or 2) a communist. And if you're III) a communist hardcore kid, then we should all run for our lives because you're an evil, evil person. Now I'll admit I kinda like Born of Osiris' newer stuff, but you can't deny that they couldn't have picked a better soundtrack for this video, which is another reason why it's so hilarious. The only thing they could have done to make it better would be to have a bunch of kids gang up on that guy with the blue shirt at the end instead of just shoving him into a pole, because we all know that nine times out of ten that's exactly what happens. Oh well, we're still better than you, na na na boo boo.