Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Exhumed announce summer tour

Well this is a tr00 tour if ever there was one. For the first time in years, the underground death metal legends Exhumed are poised to do a headlining North American tour, and they're bringing Macabre, Cephalic Carnage and Withered along for the ride. I can already smell the alcohol and B.O., so this is definitely going to be a show to check out if it's coming to your area, although OF COURSE IT'S NOT FOR ME BECAUSE NO COOL TOURS COME TO PHILADELPHIA ANYMORE EVER!!!!! Seriously guys, what the hell, I like Exhumed too, and I'm sure there are plenty of other people in the Tri-State area that do as well, why don't we get one? Oh well, for those of you who are lucky enough to live somewhere else, here's all the info you need to know.

…with Cephalic Carnage
July 17 San Diego, CA Ruby Room
July 18 Tempe, AZ The Clubhouse
July 19 Albuquerque, NM Launchpad
July 20 Denver, CO The Marquis Theatre
July 21 Merriam, KS Aftershock
July 22 Des Moines, IA Vaudeville Mews
July 23 Urbana, IL The Canopy Club (as part of Central Illinois Metalfest)
…with Macabre, Cephalic Carnage, and Withered
July 25 Milwaukee, WI The Rave Bar
July 26 St Paul, MN Station 4
July 27 Winnipeg, MB The Royal Albert Arms
July 28 Regina, SK The Exchange
July 29 Edmonton, AB Pawn Shop
July 30 Calgary, AB The Distillery
July 31 Kelowna, BC Sapphire Nightclub
August 1 Vancouver, BC Rickshaw Theater
August 2 Seattle, WA Studio Seven
August 3 Portland, OR Branx
August 4 San Francisco, CA Slim’s
August 5 Sparks, NV The Alley
August 6 Las Vegas, NV The Cheyenne Saloon
August 7 Hollywood, CA Key Club

While I go pout about this, Tweet it to your friends and all that jazz. Remember, my Twitter name is @6baby6killer6, and also remember that if you guys can get that number of followers up to thirty we'll tell you what your super-secret awesome grand prize will be if we can get to fifty. Spread the word! And before I go, I'd like to say one more thing. Sadly, it was announced this morning that Frankie Sparcello, the bassist for one Exhorder, passed away. No details were given, and I'll admit, being the youngster that I am Exhorder was a bit before my time, but regardless it's always sad to lose a fellow headbanger, so our thoughts go out to him and his. Horns up to Frankie, rocking that great stage in the sky, RIP.


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